See in the New Year in style last night, eh? Wake up this morning with only a few millilitres of blood in your alcohol stream? Well here’s a book review for you… The Ladybird Book of the Hangover.
A good hangover should be a total mystery to you.
How did this happen? Why do you feel so ill?
Pretend to yourself that you drank less than you did. Insist you stuck to beer, forgetting the champagne at the start of the evening and the round of jalpeño tequilas you did for a bet in that club next to the dual carriageway at 2am.
Happy New Year!